The name is Gill. Kanan Gill.
If Kanan said the above sentence we are sure it would be accompanied by fake finger gun shooting and a mock serious expression holding back a goofy grin.
Always devouring non-fiction or writing in obscure cafes, he is likely to be spotted walking around Church Street talking to people.. making them go viral on YouTube. Oh you know, the usual.
One of his guilty pleasures includes riding slowly and obeying traffic rules on his Activa. The other probably is, telling free jokes at least twice a week at Take5 and Urban Solace.
He is very proud of his pretentious streak. But then again, maybe his pretence is also a pretence?